Saturday, March 17, 2007

I Should Have Felt Bad about My Neck...

...but never gave it a second thought until Nora Ephron started her shtick.

Here are bodily parts that actually do deserve current attention:

3.lymph vessels
4.beta cells
5.kidneys (much too obvious to list as #1)

Now re: my neck:

It is actually worse than Nora's .
It looks like it houses a diseased thyroid.
It looks like it belongs to a chicken that houses a diseased thyroid.
It speaks volumes (about the perils of aging).
It will be a lucky day if I am still complaining about my neck one year from now.

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